A Poem About a Bear.

The following is a poem about a bear. I'm particularly pleased with the fact that it is entirely random. The bear's name, in case you are slow to pick up on these sorts of things is Humphrey. Its best read out loud.

Humphrey the bear
Is a very big bear,
(He’s a very big bear
With very big hair)
And you can always share
With a very big bear -
And Humphrey the bear
Is a bear that cares;
To meet Humphrey the bear
Just look for his lair
(Like most other bears
Humph is chuffed with his lair)
But if you don’t know where
To look for the lair
Of the mammal which I’ve called Humphrey the bear,
It wouldn’t be fair
For me to just share
Without the permission of Humphrey the bear,
So just look for the hair
Of a very big bear
And follow the trail - it’ll lead you there.